02 . 10 . 2015

qaryoldman:

four champions.

29 . 09 . 2015

mischievous-mo0ny:

cameralinz:

audaciousescapades:

I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.

Harry = James, Ron = Sirius, Hermione = Remus, Neville = Peter, Ginny = Lily, Luna = Snape. 

You will notice that none of the six from the old generation survived. The kids each have traits from the old generation but they’re here to fix the past, and thus must survive the series to metaphorically right the past. Some may raise their eyebrows at Luna as Snape, but just as Harry represents James (the popular kid who was good at quidditch, but didn’t become arrogant like his father) or like Peter and Neville (two people who could have been cowards, but Neville rises to life’s challenges) Luna mirrors Snape in being mocked, a pariah, Looney Lovegood and Snivellus. Instead of being resentful, she rose above it, and loved herself regardless. 

If you went with Harry to the Ministry of Magic in book 5, you mattered beyond just backing him up against Voldemort. This core six represented the loss and failure of the Marauders generation, and the hopes of a post-Voldemort future.  

Holy shit

22 . 09 . 2015

thesootspritesarehardatwork:

Women of Color + Feminism

19 . 09 . 2015

castielstiel:

make me choose: castiel-has-taken-the-tardis asked: 
John Winchester or Bobby Singer

18 . 09 . 2015

hitlerhatedflannel:

tinyhanded:

ledamemangociana:

magebirb:

stellaathena:

grimbarkgrimdark:

spankyhole:

soldieronbarnes:

greatestgoth:

ghost-plot:

thejourneytonirvana:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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this post had me in tears

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

once my newscaster tried to say “it’ll be a nice day to take a jump in the lake” but he couldn’t decide whether to say “jump” or “dip” and instead said “it’ll be a nice day to take a dump in the lake”

16 . 09 . 2015

AU Reunions

destielfanfic:

We’ve gone and listed out fics that feature reunions (past friends, past lovers, breakups in present day, etc). Some of these fics are already on the reunion tag. Tags we went through to create this list: reunion, fuckup!cas, fuckup!dean, long distance, deathish, angstiest.

I. Short breaks (a couple years max):

II. Longer breaks (past relationship [romantic or platonic] is sometimes told as flashbacks):

For spoiler reasons, we’ve decided to list the next two categories behind a read more cut (Reunions that happen in the back half of a fic & Epilogue/end of fic reunions).  

Keep reading

7 years ago

sansha:

‘“Then don’t talk. I’m just glad you’re here,” she said, latching on to Scarlet’s elbow as they ducked back into the alleyway. “Because he’s back.” Despite the angelic blonde curls that surrounded Émilie’s face, her grin suggested very devilish thoughts. Scarlet pulled away and grabbed a bin of parsnips and radishes, passing them to the waitress. She didn’t respond, incapable of caring who he was and why it mattered that he was back. “That’s great,” she said, loading a basket with papery red onions.’ - Scarlet by Marissa Meyer

CINDER - CRESS - WINTER - FAIREST

(Source: sansha)

7 years ago

Things I won’t forgive the writers of the Harry Potter movies for (part 1)

inbreadwecrust:

  • Not explaining how the Weasley twins got the money to start their joke shop
  • Not showing Neville’s parents in St. Mungos.
  • Not showing Harry and Ginny’s real first kiss.
    • While I’m at it, also not showing the real first kiss between Ron and Hermione
  • Not showing the fight Tonks had to get Lupin to accept her love
    • And the fact that it was Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour who basically got them together.
  • Deciding to show a completely different Final Battle fight scene for who knows what reason. (Because let’s face it. The Final Battle at the end of the novel was the best fight scene than any of the HP movie fights.)
  • Not showing Harry FIXING HIS FREAKING WAND WITH THE ELDER WAND.
  • Deciding to have Harry break the elder wand instead of returning it to Dumbledore’s grave.

and finally

  • HARRYDIDJAPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETAFIRE??????¿¿??¿??
14 . 09 . 2015

asherthealmighty:

coffeeinanebula:

sobforsirius:

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grow out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many biased memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way 

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

13 . 09 . 2015

If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too

pygmy-puff-parade:

entrenous88:

turnonmyheels:

pygmy-puff-parade:

Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?

Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.

Snape: You…what?

Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.

Snape: …..

Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.

Snape: *awkward slides away*

20,000 words of Snape and Luna interacting through out her seven years at Hogwarts please

…and now I want to write an AU in which Snape secretly thinks of Luna as his favorite, most gifted student.

If anyone makes fanart or writes a fanfic for this I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER